Because when you have to go in the middle of the night, your choices are: possibly fall in the toilet, possibly pee on the lid, or burn your eyes with bright fluorescents.
Thanks, dear.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Mushroom
Once upon a time when I was pregnant with Oscar, Johnny bought a mushroom light and duct taped it to our toilet.
Because when you have to go in the middle of the night, your choices are: possibly fall in the toilet, possibly pee on the lid, or burn your eyes with bright fluorescents.
Thanks, dear.
Because when you have to go in the middle of the night, your choices are: possibly fall in the toilet, possibly pee on the lid, or burn your eyes with bright fluorescents.
Thanks, dear.
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